have no idea why, today’s clinic full of the talkative patients. they don’t have pressure of speech but still cannot tahan the talkativeness. the patients kept on talking talking talking talking talking talking talking talking non stop. and the winner goes to B, talkative + high volume. even havent reached his turn, he knocked on the door, came in and
B: dr, dah sampai B belum ni? B dah tunggu lama ni. nanti B kena jalan kaki balik ni.
Dr: okok, belum lagi. B tunggu sekejap lagi k..
then the patient, B went out.
after awhile, we can hear from the inside of the clinic..
B: dah sampai B belum ni? B dah tunggu lama ni. nanti B kena jalan kaki balik ni.
then he entered the clinic again
B: dr, dah sampai B belum ni? B dah tunggu lama ni. nanti B kena jalan kaki balik ni.
and so, he successfully cut the q.
then he started his story again about his bowel habit. and when he cant express himself in malay, he turned to us and spoke mandarin with us.
Dr: apa dia cakap? bang sai kah?
B: dulu ah, i guna barang tu ah.. dan masukkan lo..
Dr: kenapa? tak boleh bang sai kah?
B: boleh..
the bang sai was ok but he insisted want the medication for him to bang sai.
then he turned to us and started talking about prostitute..
B: 鸡（妓女）啊，真的有女人去做这种工的，不是说没有你知道吗，在bukit bintang, chow kit..都有你知道吗？ 不是说没有，真的有女人做这种工的.. (he turned to the malay coursemates) itu ayam ah.. memang ada tau.. 真的有的你知道吗，不是说没有，我也找过..呵呵..ala..害羞啦不要说了..malulah.. taknak cakap lagi..
but then the patient still continue 真的有女人去做这种工的，不是说没有你知道吗..
i have no idea how many times the patient had repeated the same things again and again and again with the high volume.. finally come to the prescription of the drugs..
B: dr, berapa macam?
Dr: lima macam.
B: kenapa lima? dulu enam macam
Dr: okok.. (then the dr wrote something on the prescription..)
then finally when the patient stand up and plan to go out,
Dr: itu.. B ada pergi cari perempuan lagi kah?
omg.. i nearly faint.. the doctor switched on the switch again..
B: takde la.. itu ayam ah.. 不是说没有你知道吗.. 真的有女人做这种工的 ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
and finally bluehhhhhhh… he finally left the clinic..
the story didn’t end here.
after awhile, he came in with the medication pula
B: dr, kenapa ubat itu tak sama macam? kenapa kurang? B nak baik ni. dr kena bagi ubat yang baik tau baru B boleh baik tau.. dan takde ubat untuk bang sai pun.. B nak baik ni.. dr kena bagi ubat yang bagus…………..
haiz.. again.. he insisted to have the same medication as before..
and if his medication is not good/effective enough, it wont cost more than a thousand ringgit kut..
-_-lll
